मुस्कुराकर गम का जहर जिसको पीना आ गया,
ये हकीकत है जहाँ मैं उसको जीना आ गया
इतने दोस्तो मे भी एक दोस्त की तलाश है मुझे
इतने अपनो मे भी एक अपने की प्यास है मुझे
छोड आता है हर कोइ समन्दर के बीच मुझे
अब डूब रहा हु तो एक साहिल की तलाश है मुझे
लडना चाहता हु इन अन्धेरो के गमो से
बस एक शमा के उजाले की तलाश है मुझे
तग आ चुका हु इस बेवक्त की मौत से मै
अब एक हसीन जिंदगी की तलाश है मुझे
दीवना हु मै सब यही कह कर सताते है मुझे
जो मुझे समझ सके उस शख्श की तलाश है मुझे
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Monday, February 15, 2010
खूबसूरत है वो
खूबसूरत है वो मुस्कान जो दूसरों की खुशी देख कर खिल जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो दिल जो किसी के दुख मे शामिल हो जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो जज़बात जो दूसरो की भावनाओं को समज जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो एहसास जिस मे प्यार की मिठास हो जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो बातें जिनमे शामिल हों दोस्ती और प्यार की किस्से, कहानियाँ,
खूबसूरत है वो आँखे जिनमे किसी के खूबसूरत ख्वाब समा जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो हाथ जो किसी के लिए मुश्किल के वक्त सहारा बन जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो सोच जिस मैं किसी कि सारी ख़ुशी झुप जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो दामन जो दुनिया से किसी के गमो को छुपा जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो किसी के आँखों के आसूँ जो किसी के ग़म मे बह जा
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खूबसूरत है वो जज़बात जो दूसरो की भावनाओं को समज जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो एहसास जिस मे प्यार की मिठास हो जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो बातें जिनमे शामिल हों दोस्ती और प्यार की किस्से, कहानियाँ,
खूबसूरत है वो आँखे जिनमे किसी के खूबसूरत ख्वाब समा जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो हाथ जो किसी के लिए मुश्किल के वक्त सहारा बन जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो सोच जिस मैं किसी कि सारी ख़ुशी झुप जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो दामन जो दुनिया से किसी के गमो को छुपा जाए,
खूबसूरत है वो किसी के आँखों के आसूँ जो किसी के ग़म मे बह जा
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
गम को करो Delete,
गम को करो Delete,
ख़ुशी को करो Save,
रिश्तों को करो Recharge,
दोस्ती को करो Download,
दुश्मनी को करो Erase,
सच को करो Broadcast,
झूठ को करो Switch Off,
Tension को करो Not Reachable,
प्यार को करो Incoming on,
नफरत को करो Outgoing Off,
Language करो Control,
हंसी को करो Outbox Full,
आंसू को करो Inbox Empty,
गुस्से को करो Hold,
मुस्कान को करो Sent,
Help को करो OK,
Self को करो Autolock,
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रिश्तों को करो Recharge,
दोस्ती को करो Download,
दुश्मनी को करो Erase,
सच को करो Broadcast,
झूठ को करो Switch Off,
Tension को करो Not Reachable,
प्यार को करो Incoming on,
नफरत को करो Outgoing Off,
Language करो Control,
हंसी को करो Outbox Full,
आंसू को करो Inbox Empty,
गुस्से को करो Hold,
मुस्कान को करो Sent,
Help को करो OK,
Self को करो Autolock,
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Har gam ki dawa hai - dost
1. Har gam ki dawa hai - dosti
2. bhatko ke liye raasta hai - dosti
3.duniya ki bahar hai - dosti
4.chehre ka nikhar hai - dosti
5.zindagi ka khubsurat lamha hai - dosti
6.sitaro ki chamak se zada chamakdar hai - dosti
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DOSTI
- KAHO TO EK LAFZ
-MANO TO BANDGI
-SOCHO TO GEHRA SAGAR
-DUBO TO ZINDAGI
-KARO TO AASAN
-NIBHAO TO MUSHKIL
-BIKHRE TO SARA ZAMANA
-SIMTE TO SIRF HUM TUM.
* zindagi se badkar yeh dosti,
har khushi se badkar yeh dosti,
hum kya kahe ki kya hai yeh dosti,
hum rahe na rahe par rahegi yeh dosti.*
* FURSAT kise hai rootne manane ki,
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2. bhatko ke liye raasta hai - dosti
3.duniya ki bahar hai - dosti
4.chehre ka nikhar hai - dosti
5.zindagi ka khubsurat lamha hai - dosti
6.sitaro ki chamak se zada chamakdar hai - dosti
Isliye to kehte hai ke duniya me har cheez se zada bemesal hai ----- DOSTI
DOSTI
- KAHO TO EK LAFZ
-MANO TO BANDGI
-SOCHO TO GEHRA SAGAR
-DUBO TO ZINDAGI
-KARO TO AASAN
-NIBHAO TO MUSHKIL
-BIKHRE TO SARA ZAMANA
-SIMTE TO SIRF HUM TUM.
* zindagi se badkar yeh dosti,
har khushi se badkar yeh dosti,
hum kya kahe ki kya hai yeh dosti,
hum rahe na rahe par rahegi yeh dosti.*
* FURSAT kise hai rootne manane ki,
NIGAHE badal gai apne aur begane ki,
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WARNA tamanna na rahegi dost banane
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Monday, February 8, 2010
REALLY INTERESTING
REALLY INTERESTING
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon
to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the
room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs,
their involvement in the military service, where they had been on
vacation.
Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up,
he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things
he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods
where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity
and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model
boats.
Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a
fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the
man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine
the picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing
by.
Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In
his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words. Days and weeks passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths
only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had
died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the
hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be
moved next to the window.
The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was
comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his
first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.
It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have
compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful
things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the
wall.
She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."
Epilogue:
"There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations"
"Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled"
"If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy"
"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." the origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon
to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the
room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs,
their involvement in the military service, where they had been on
vacation.
Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up,
he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things
he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods
where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity
and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model
boats.
Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a
fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the
man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine
the picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing
by.
Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In
his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words. Days and weeks passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths
only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had
died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the
hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be
moved next to the window.
The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was
comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his
first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.
It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have
compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful
things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the
wall.
She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."
Epilogue:
"There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations"
"Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled"
"If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy"
"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." the origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Khushi bhi doston se hai
Khushi bhi doston se hai
Gam bhi doston se hai
Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyar bhi doston se hai
Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai
Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai
Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai
Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai
Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai
Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai
Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai
Khvab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai
Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai
Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai
Ya yoon kahoon yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai........
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Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyar bhi doston se hai
Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai
Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai
Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai
Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai
Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai
Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai
Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai
Khvab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai
Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai
Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai
Ya yoon kahoon yaro
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koi aansu mere daman pay gira kar to dekho,
koi aansu mere daman pay gira kar to dekho,
main pathar nahi hoon mujhay chuu kar to dekho......
tere qadmon ki aahat say dharkta hai dil,
main zinda hoon kabhi mujhay hila kar to dekho....... .
phool bankay bichh jaounga tumhari rahhon main,
ek baar mujhay seenay say laga kar to dekho......
bhool jaogi tum dunia bhar ki ronakon ko,
kabhi mere soonay ghar main aa kar to dekho......
mehak utthogi tum gulaab ki tarha dekhna,
kisi roz mujhay apnay tan say laga kar to dekho.....
ho jaogi tum komal say pawan or nirmal,
kabhi mere aasuon main naha kar to dekho.......
door kar doonga main andhray teri zindagi kay,
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main pathar nahi hoon mujhay chuu kar to dekho......
tere qadmon ki aahat say dharkta hai dil,
main zinda hoon kabhi mujhay hila kar to dekho....... .
phool bankay bichh jaounga tumhari rahhon main,
ek baar mujhay seenay say laga kar to dekho......
bhool jaogi tum dunia bhar ki ronakon ko,
kabhi mere soonay ghar main aa kar to dekho......
mehak utthogi tum gulaab ki tarha dekhna,
kisi roz mujhay apnay tan say laga kar to dekho.....
ho jaogi tum komal say pawan or nirmal,
kabhi mere aasuon main naha kar to dekho.......
door kar doonga main andhray teri zindagi kay,
diye ki tarha kabhi mujhay jala kar to dekho......
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
sitaron ko aankhon
sitaron ko aankhon me mehfooz kar lo bahut door tak raat hi raat hogi , musafir hain hum bhi musafir ho tum bhi na jane phir kis mod par mulakat hogi
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नैनो मे बसे है ज़रा याद रखना
नैनो मे बसे है ज़रा याद रखना,
अगर काम पड़े तो याद करना,
मुझे तो आदत है आपको याद करने की,
अगर हिचकी आए तो माफ़ करना.......
ये दुनिया वाले भी बड़े अजीब होते है
कभी दूर तो कभी क़रीब होते है
दर्द ना बताओ तो हमे कायर कहते है
और दर्द बताओ तो हमे शायर कहते है .......
एक मुलाक़ात करो हमसे इनायत समझकर,
हर चीज़ का हिसाब देंगे क़यामत समझकर,
मेरी दोस्ती पे कभी शक ना करना,
हम दोस्ती भी करते है इबादत समझकर.........
ख़ामोशियों की वो धीमी सी आवाज़ है ,
तन्हाइयों मे वो एक गहरा राज़ है ,
मिलते नही है सबको ऐसे दोस्त ,
आप जो मिले हो हमे ख़ुद पे नाज़ है
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अगर काम पड़े तो याद करना,
मुझे तो आदत है आपको याद करने की,
अगर हिचकी आए तो माफ़ करना.......
ये दुनिया वाले भी बड़े अजीब होते है
कभी दूर तो कभी क़रीब होते है
दर्द ना बताओ तो हमे कायर कहते है
और दर्द बताओ तो हमे शायर कहते है .......
एक मुलाक़ात करो हमसे इनायत समझकर,
हर चीज़ का हिसाब देंगे क़यामत समझकर,
मेरी दोस्ती पे कभी शक ना करना,
हम दोस्ती भी करते है इबादत समझकर.........
ख़ामोशियों की वो धीमी सी आवाज़ है ,
तन्हाइयों मे वो एक गहरा राज़ है ,
मिलते नही है सबको ऐसे दोस्त ,
आप जो मिले हो हमे ख़ुद पे नाज़ है
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दोस्ती शायद ज़िंदगी होती है
दोस्ती शायद ज़िंदगी होती है
जो हर दिल में बसी होती है
वैसे तो जी लेते है सभी अकेले मगर,
फिर भी ज़रूरत इनकी हैर किसी को होती है
तन्हा हो कभी तो मुझको ढुँदना
दुनिया से नही अपने दिल से पूछना,
आस पास ही कही बसे रहते है हूँ,
यादों से नही साथ गुज़रे लम्हो से पूछना..!!
ख़वाईश ही नही अल्फ़ाज़ की,
चाहत को तो ज़रूरत है बस एहसास की,
पास होते तो मंज़र ही क्या होता,
दूर से ख़बर है हुमए आपकी हर साँस की..!!
दिल जीत ले वो जिगर हम भी रखते है
कतल कर दे वो नज़र हम भी रखते है
आपसे वादा है हुमारा हमेशा मुस्कराने का,
वरना आँखो में समुंदर हम भी रखते है
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ख्वाब मुझे पसंद नहीं,
फूल मुझे पसंद नहीं,
मै कांटो का दीवाना हू!
मै जलने वाली आग नहीं,
जल जाने वाला परवना हु!
ख्वाब मुझे पसंद नहीं,
मै हकीकत का आशियाना हु!
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जीने वाला अफसाना हु!
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मै कांटो का दीवाना हू!
मै जलने वाली आग नहीं,
जल जाने वाला परवना हु!
ख्वाब मुझे पसंद नहीं,
मै हकीकत का आशियाना हु!
मै मीटने वाली हसरत नहीं,
जीने वाला अफसाना हु!
मै थमने वाला वक़्त नहीं,
न छु पाने वाला कीनारा हु!
मै रूकने वाली सांस नहीं,
सदा दील मे धडकने वाला सहारा हु!...नीगाहे बचाकर जो चलते है हमसे ,
कभी उनको हमसे मोहोब्बत हुई थी
जो महबूब से अजनबी हो गए है
कभी उनको हमसे मोहोब्बत हुई थी...तुझे खोना भी मुश्कील है, तुझे पाना भी मुश्कील है.
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उदासी तेरे चहरे पे गवारा भी नहीं लेकीन,
तेरी खातीर सीतारे तोड़ कर लाना भी मुश्कील है,
यहाँ लोगों ने खुद पे परदे इतने डाल रखे हैं,
कीस के दील में क्या है नज़र आना भी मुश्कील है,
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Monday, February 1, 2010
खुशी भी दोस्तो से है,
खुशी भी दोस्तो से है,
गम भी दोस्तो से है,
तकरार भी दोस्तो से है,
प्यार भी दोस्तो से है,
रुठना भी दोस्तो से है,
मनाना भी दोस्तो से है,
बात भी दोस्तो से है,
मिसाल भी दोस्तो से है,
नशा भी दोस्तो से है,
शाम भी दोस्तो से है,
जिन्दगी की शुरुआत भी दोस्तो से है,
जिन्दगी मे मुलाकात भी दोस्तो से है,
मौहब्बत भी दोस्तो से है,
इनायत भी दोस्तो से है,
काम भी दोस्तो से है,
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यादे भी दोस्तो से है,
मुलाकाते भी दोस्तो से है,
सपने भी दोस्तो से है,
अपने भी दोस्तो से है,
या यूं कहो यारो,
अपनी तो दुनिया ही दोस्तो से है.....
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गम भी दोस्तो से है,
तकरार भी दोस्तो से है,
प्यार भी दोस्तो से है,
रुठना भी दोस्तो से है,
मनाना भी दोस्तो से है,
बात भी दोस्तो से है,
मिसाल भी दोस्तो से है,
नशा भी दोस्तो से है,
शाम भी दोस्तो से है,
जिन्दगी की शुरुआत भी दोस्तो से है,
जिन्दगी मे मुलाकात भी दोस्तो से है,
मौहब्बत भी दोस्तो से है,
इनायत भी दोस्तो से है,
काम भी दोस्तो से है,
नाम भी दोस्तो से है,
ख्याल भी दोस्तो से है,
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यादे भी दोस्तो से है,
मुलाकाते भी दोस्तो से है,
सपने भी दोस्तो से है,
अपने भी दोस्तो से है,
या यूं कहो यारो,
अपनी तो दुनिया ही दोस्तो से है.....
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
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पसे दोस्ती हम यूं ही नही कर बैठे,
क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ "ख़ास" है. .
चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता,
तोह चाँद की चाहत किसे होती.
कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी,
तो दोस्ती नाम की चीज़ ही न होती.
कभी किसी से जीकर ऐ जुदाई मत करना,
इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई मत करना,
जब दिल उब जाए हमसे तोह बता देना,
न बताकर बेवफाई मत करना.
दोस्ती सची हो तो वक्त रुक जता है
अस्मा लाख ऊँचा हो मगर झुक जता है
दोस्ती मे दुनिया लाख बने रुकावट,
अगर दोस्त सचा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जता है.
दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नही.
दोस्ती पर्वत है वोह, जोह झुकता नही,
इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे,
यह वो "अनमोल" मोटी है जो बिकता नही . . .
सची है दोस्ती आजमा के देखो..
करके यकीं मुझपर मेरे पास आके देखो,
बदलता नही कभी सोना अपना रंग ,
चाहे जितनी बार आग मे जला के देखो हम यूं ही नही कर बैठे,
क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ "ख़ास" है. .
चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता,
तोह चाँद की चाहत किसे होती.
कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी,
तो दोस्ती नाम की चीज़ ही न होती.
कभी किसी से जीकर ऐ जुदाई मत करना,
इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई मत करना,
जब दिल उब जाए हमसे तोह बता देना,
न बताकर बेवफाई मत करना.
दोस्ती सची हो तो वक्त रुक जता है
अस्मा लाख ऊँचा हो मगर झुक जता है
दोस्ती मे दुनिया लाख बने रुकावट,
अगर दोस्त सचा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जता है.
दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नही.
दोस्ती पर्वत है वोह, जोह झुकता नही,
इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे,
यह वो "अनमोल" मोटी है जो बिकता नही . . .
सची है दोस्ती आजमा के देखो..
करके यकीं मुझपर मेरे पास आके देखो,
बदलता नही कभी सोना अपना रंग ,
चाहे जितनी बार आग मे जला के देखो
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पसे दोस्ती हम यूं ही नही कर बैठे,
क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ "ख़ास" है. .
चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता,
तोह चाँद की चाहत किसे होती.
कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी,
तो दोस्ती नाम की चीज़ ही न होती.
कभी किसी से जीकर ऐ जुदाई मत करना,
इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई मत करना,
जब दिल उब जाए हमसे तोह बता देना,
न बताकर बेवफाई मत करना.
दोस्ती सची हो तो वक्त रुक जता है
अस्मा लाख ऊँचा हो मगर झुक जता है
दोस्ती मे दुनिया लाख बने रुकावट,
अगर दोस्त सचा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जता है.
दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नही.
दोस्ती पर्वत है वोह, जोह झुकता नही,
इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे,
यह वो "अनमोल" मोटी है जो बिकता नही . . .
सची है दोस्ती आजमा के देखो..
करके यकीं मुझपर मेरे पास आके देखो,
बदलता नही कभी सोना अपना रंग ,
चाहे जितनी बार आग मे जला के देखो हम यूं ही नही कर बैठे,
क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ "ख़ास" है. .
चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता,
तोह चाँद की चाहत किसे होती.
कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी,
तो दोस्ती नाम की चीज़ ही न होती.
कभी किसी से जीकर ऐ जुदाई मत करना,
इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई मत करना,
जब दिल उब जाए हमसे तोह बता देना,
न बताकर बेवफाई मत करना.
दोस्ती सची हो तो वक्त रुक जता है
अस्मा लाख ऊँचा हो मगर झुक जता है
दोस्ती मे दुनिया लाख बने रुकावट,
अगर दोस्त सचा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जता है.
दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नही.
दोस्ती पर्वत है वोह, जोह झुकता नही,
इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे,
यह वो "अनमोल" मोटी है जो बिकता नही . . .
सची है दोस्ती आजमा के देखो..
करके यकीं मुझपर मेरे पास आके देखो,
बदलता नही कभी सोना अपना रंग ,
चाहे जितनी बार आग मे जला के देखो
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
shayeri 27 jan बहते अश्को की ज़ुबान नही होती,
बहते अश्को की ज़ुबान नही होती,
लफ़्ज़ों मे मोहब्बत बयां नही होती,
मिले जो प्यार तो कदर करना,
किस्मत हर कीसी पर मेहरबां नही होती.
अपने दिल को पत्थर का बना कर रखना ,
हर चोट के निशान को सजा कर रखना ।
उड़ना हवा में खुल कर लेकिन ,
अपने कदमों को ज़मी से मिला कर रखना ।
छाव में माना सुकून मिलता है बहुत ,
फिर भी धूप में खुद को जला कर रखना ।
उम्रभर साथ तो रिश्ते नहीं रहते हैं ,
यादों में हर किसी को जिन्दा रखना ।
वक्त के साथ चलते-चलते , खो ना जाना ,
खुद को दुनिया से छिपा कर रखना ।
रातभर जाग कर रोना चाहो जो कभी ,
अपने चेहरे को दोस्तों से छिपा कर रखना ।
तुफानो को कब तक रोक सकोगे तुम ,
कश्ती और मांझी का याद पता रखना ।
हर कहीं जिन्दगी एक सी ही होती हैं ,
अपने ज़ख्मों को अपनो को बता कर रखना ।
मन्दिरो में ही मिलते हो भगवान जरुरी नहीं ,
हर किसी से रिश्ता बना कर रखना
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लफ़्ज़ों मे मोहब्बत बयां नही होती,
मिले जो प्यार तो कदर करना,
किस्मत हर कीसी पर मेहरबां नही होती.
अपने दिल को पत्थर का बना कर रखना ,
हर चोट के निशान को सजा कर रखना ।
उड़ना हवा में खुल कर लेकिन ,
अपने कदमों को ज़मी से मिला कर रखना ।
छाव में माना सुकून मिलता है बहुत ,
फिर भी धूप में खुद को जला कर रखना ।
उम्रभर साथ तो रिश्ते नहीं रहते हैं ,
यादों में हर किसी को जिन्दा रखना ।
वक्त के साथ चलते-चलते , खो ना जाना ,
खुद को दुनिया से छिपा कर रखना ।
रातभर जाग कर रोना चाहो जो कभी ,
अपने चेहरे को दोस्तों से छिपा कर रखना ।
तुफानो को कब तक रोक सकोगे तुम ,
कश्ती और मांझी का याद पता रखना ।
हर कहीं जिन्दगी एक सी ही होती हैं ,
अपने ज़ख्मों को अपनो को बता कर रखना ।
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shayeri 27 jan
जिंदगी की असली उड़ान अभी बाकी है,
मेरे इरादों का इम्तिहान अभी बाकी है,
अभी तो नापी है मुट्ठी भर ज़मी हमने,
अभी तो सारा आसमां बाकी है
लहरों से डर कर नौका पार नहीं होती,
हिम्मत करने वालों की हार नहीं होती,
नन्हीं चींटी जब दाना लेकर चलती है,
चढती दीवारों पर सौ बार फिसलती है,
मन का विश्वास रगों में साहस भरता है,
चढ़ कर गिरना, गिरकर चढ़ना, ना अखरता है,
आखिर उसकी मेहनत, बेकार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की हार नहीं होती
डुबकियां सिंधु में गोताखोर लगाता है ,
जा जा कर खाली हाथ .. लौट आता है
मिलते ना सहज ही मोती पानी में,
बढ़ता दूना उत्साह इसी हैरानी में
मुट्ठी उसकी खाली हर बार नहीं होती,
हिम्मत करने वालों की हार नहीं होती
असफलता एक चुनौती है .. स्वीकार करो ,
क्या कमी रह गई ... देखो ... और सुधार करो
जब तक ना सफल हो ... नींद चैन की त्यागो तुम,
संघर्ष का मैदान .. छोड़ न भागो तुम
कुछ किए बिना ही .. जय-जय कार नहीं होती,
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अभी तो नापी है मुट्ठी भर ज़मी हमने,
अभी तो सारा आसमां बाकी है
लहरों से डर कर नौका पार नहीं होती,
हिम्मत करने वालों की हार नहीं होती,
नन्हीं चींटी जब दाना लेकर चलती है,
चढती दीवारों पर सौ बार फिसलती है,
मन का विश्वास रगों में साहस भरता है,
चढ़ कर गिरना, गिरकर चढ़ना, ना अखरता है,
आखिर उसकी मेहनत, बेकार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की हार नहीं होती
डुबकियां सिंधु में गोताखोर लगाता है ,
जा जा कर खाली हाथ .. लौट आता है
मिलते ना सहज ही मोती पानी में,
बढ़ता दूना उत्साह इसी हैरानी में
मुट्ठी उसकी खाली हर बार नहीं होती,
हिम्मत करने वालों की हार नहीं होती
असफलता एक चुनौती है .. स्वीकार करो ,
क्या कमी रह गई ... देखो ... और सुधार करो
जब तक ना सफल हो ... नींद चैन की त्यागो तुम,
संघर्ष का मैदान .. छोड़ न भागो तुम
कुछ किए बिना ही .. जय-जय कार नहीं होती,
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shayer
अपने ही ख्वाबों मे ग़ुम हो जाने का, डर लगता है, हर नयी धूप के खिलते ही, उसके ढल जाने का, डर लगता है, मैने कदमों के निशां से बनाए थे जो रास्ते, अब उन्ही रास्तों के अजनबी हो जाने का, डर लगता है, सिना-ए-बर्फ भी पिघल जाती थी, हमारे जिस जुनूं को देखकर, अब उसी आग मे जल जाने का, डर लगता है, हमारी ज़िंदगी और दर्द का, रिश्ता कुछ यूँ रहा, की अब खुशियों के करीब आने का, डर लगता है, अपने ही ख्वाबो मे ग़ुम हो जाने का, डर लगता है...........
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Friday, January 22, 2010
न्यू
मेरीमासूम मोहब्बत का बस इतना फ़साना है
काग़ज़ की हवेली है बारिश का ज़माना है
क्या शर्ते मोहब्बत है क्या शर्ते फ़साना है
आवाज़ भी ज़ख़्मी है गीत भी गाना है
क्यों न हो इंसानियत हैरान मेरे देश में
घूमते हैं शान से शैतान मेरे देश में
रोशनी की खो रही पहचान मेरे देश में
और अंधेरों की बड़ी है शान मेरे देश में
जिस तरफ़ देखो तबाही,खून का माहौल है
खो गई क्यों प्यार की पहचान मेरे देश में
इस क़दर नैतिक पतन होगा किसे मालूम था
आदमी हो जाएगा हैवान मेरे देश में
गुमशुदा हैं पासबां इंसानियत के आजकल
बढ़ रही है क़ातिलों की शान मेरे देश में
पतझडों की आंधियाँ हर वक़्त चलती हैं यहाँ
बाग़ सब होने लगे वीरान मेरे देश में
उस पार उतारने की उम्मीद बहुत कम है
कश्ती भी पुरानी है तूफ़ान को भी आना है
समझे या ना समझे वोह अंदाज़े मोहब्बत के,
एक शक्स को आँखों से हाल-ए-दिल सुनना है
मासूम मोहब्बत का बस इतना ही फ़साना है
एक आग का दरिया है और डूब कर जाना
**************************
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jaane kis taraf, kis ghadi
aage badh gaye hamse raahon mein
par tum toh abhi the yahin
kuchh bhi na suna, kab ka tha gila
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jinake darmiya gujri thi abhi
kal tak yeh meri zindagi
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hum bhi kar chale alvida
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??? dil chale, phir bhi dil kahe
kaash mere sang aaj hote tum agar, hoti har dagar gulsita
tumse hai khafa, hum naaraaz hai, dil hai pareshaan
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koi puchhe toh zara, kya socha aur kaha alvida
alvida, alvida, abb kehna aur kya
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काग़ज़ की हवेली है बारिश का ज़माना है
क्या शर्ते मोहब्बत है क्या शर्ते फ़साना है
आवाज़ भी ज़ख़्मी है गीत भी गाना है
क्यों न हो इंसानियत हैरान मेरे देश में
घूमते हैं शान से शैतान मेरे देश में
रोशनी की खो रही पहचान मेरे देश में
और अंधेरों की बड़ी है शान मेरे देश में
जिस तरफ़ देखो तबाही,खून का माहौल है
खो गई क्यों प्यार की पहचान मेरे देश में
इस क़दर नैतिक पतन होगा किसे मालूम था
आदमी हो जाएगा हैवान मेरे देश में
गुमशुदा हैं पासबां इंसानियत के आजकल
बढ़ रही है क़ातिलों की शान मेरे देश में
पतझडों की आंधियाँ हर वक़्त चलती हैं यहाँ
बाग़ सब होने लगे वीरान मेरे देश में
उस पार उतारने की उम्मीद बहुत कम है
कश्ती भी पुरानी है तूफ़ान को भी आना है
समझे या ना समझे वोह अंदाज़े मोहब्बत के,
एक शक्स को आँखों से हाल-ए-दिल सुनना है
मासूम मोहब्बत का बस इतना ही फ़साना है
एक आग का दरिया है और डूब कर जाना
**************************
chupake se kahin, dheeme paanv se
jaane kis taraf, kis ghadi
aage badh gaye hamse raahon mein
par tum toh abhi the yahin
kuchh bhi na suna, kab ka tha gila
kaise keh diya alvida
jinake darmiya gujri thi abhi
kal tak yeh meri zindagi
dono baahon ko, thandi chaanv ko
hum bhi kar chale alvida
alvida, alvida, meri raahein alvida
meri saansein kehati hai, alvida
alvida, alvida, abb kehna aur kya
jab tune keh diya, alvida
sunle bekhabar, yuun aankhein pher kar aaj tu chali ja
dhundegi nazar humko hi magar har jagah
aisi raaton mein leke karvate, yaad hamein karna
aur phir haar kar kehna kyun magar, keh diya alvida alvida
koi puchhe toh zara, kya socha aur kaha alvida
alvida, alvida, abb kehna aur kya
jab tune keh diya, alvida
??? dil chale, phir bhi dil kahe
kaash mere sang aaj hote tum agar, hoti har dagar gulsita
tumse hai khafa, hum naaraaz hai, dil hai pareshaan
socha na suna tune kyun bhala keh diya alvida alvida
koi puchhe toh zara, kya socha aur kaha alvida
alvida, alvida, abb kehna aur kya
jab tune keh diya, alvida
kyun socha aur kahan alvida
dono baahon ko, thandi chaanv ko
hum bhi kar chale alvida
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
भैस chalisha
भैंस चालीसा
महामूर्ख दरबार में, लगा अनोखा
केस
फसा हुआ है मामला, अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस, दलीलें
बहुत सी आयीं
महामूर्ख दरबार की अब,देखो सुनवाई
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी-
भैंस सदा ही अकल पे भारी
भैंस मेरी जब चर आये चारा- पाँच सेर हम दूध
निकारा
कोई अकल ना यह कर पावे- चारा खा कर दूध बनावे
अक्ल घास जब
चरने जाये- हार जाय नर अति दुख पाये
भैंस का चारा लालू खायो- निज घरवारि
सी.एम. बनवायो
तुमहू भैंस का चारा खाओ- बीवी को सी.एम. बनवाओ
मोटी
अकल मन्दमति होई- मोटी भैंस दूध अति होई
अकल इश्क़ कर कर के रोये- भैंस
का कोई बाँयफ्रेन्ड ना होये
अकल तो ले मोबाइल घूमे- एस.एम.एस. पा पा के
झूमे
भैंस मेरी डायरेक्ट पुकारे- कबहूँ मिस्ड काल ना मारे
भैंस कभी
सिगरेट ना पीती- भैंस बिना दारू के जीती
भैंस कभी ना पान चबाये - ना ही
इसको ड्रग्स सुहाये
शक्तिशालिनी शाकाहारी- भैंस हमारी कितनी प्यारी
अकलमन्द
को कोई ना जाने- भैंस को सारा जग पहचाने
जाकी अकल मे गोबर होये- सो
इन्सान पटक सर रोये
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस का गोबर अकल पे भारी
भैंस
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केस
फसा हुआ है मामला, अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस, दलीलें
बहुत सी आयीं
महामूर्ख दरबार की अब,देखो सुनवाई
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी-
भैंस सदा ही अकल पे भारी
भैंस मेरी जब चर आये चारा- पाँच सेर हम दूध
निकारा
कोई अकल ना यह कर पावे- चारा खा कर दूध बनावे
अक्ल घास जब
चरने जाये- हार जाय नर अति दुख पाये
भैंस का चारा लालू खायो- निज घरवारि
सी.एम. बनवायो
तुमहू भैंस का चारा खाओ- बीवी को सी.एम. बनवाओ
मोटी
अकल मन्दमति होई- मोटी भैंस दूध अति होई
अकल इश्क़ कर कर के रोये- भैंस
का कोई बाँयफ्रेन्ड ना होये
अकल तो ले मोबाइल घूमे- एस.एम.एस. पा पा के
झूमे
भैंस मेरी डायरेक्ट पुकारे- कबहूँ मिस्ड काल ना मारे
भैंस कभी
सिगरेट ना पीती- भैंस बिना दारू के जीती
भैंस कभी ना पान चबाये - ना ही
इसको ड्रग्स सुहाये
शक्तिशालिनी शाकाहारी- भैंस हमारी कितनी प्यारी
अकलमन्द
को कोई ना जाने- भैंस को सारा जग पहचाने
जाकी अकल मे गोबर होये- सो
इन्सान पटक सर रोये
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस का गोबर अकल पे भारी
भैंस
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
आवाज: चल उड़ जा रे पंछी के अब ये देश हुआ बेगाना
आवाज: चल उड़ जा रे पंछी के अब ये देश हुआ बेगाना
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
EMPLYOMEENT NEWS

MAIN ATTRACTIONS OF THE EMPLOYMENT NEWS ISSUE DATED 26.09.09. Employment News issue dated 26.09.09 contains several attractive advertisements from some of the leading PSU/GOVT. Departments as below:-
1.Border Security Force, New Delhi requires 1217 Constables (GD).
2.Bharat Heavy Electricals Limited, Bhopal requires 347 Artisans.
3.Staff Selection Commission notifies Tax Assistant Examination, 2009.
4.Union Public Service Commission notifies Combine Defence Services Examination (I), 2010.
5.Oriental Bank of Commerce invites applications for 313 Probationary Officers.
6.Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited invites applications for 300 Management Trainees.
7.Indian Institute of Technology, Delhi invites applications for various posts.
8.India Infrastructure Finance Company Limited requires Assistant Manager, Manager and Assistant General Manager.
9.Department of Posts, Punjab Postal Circle requires Postal Assistant and Sorting Assistant.
10.Union Public Service Commission invites applications for various posts.
11.Indian Navy invites applications from Unmarried Men and Women to joint the Indian Navy as Short Service Commissioned Officers as Observer in the Aviation Cadre of Executive Branch.
12.NSIC Technical Services Centre offers admission to various Technical Courses.
13.National Horticultural Research and Development Foundation invites applications for the posts of Joint Director, Technical Officer and Technical Assistant.
14.Railway Recruitment Board, Allahabad declares the results for the posts of Assistant Loco Pilot.
15.Haryana Warehousing Corporation needs Assistant Manager, Technical Assistant, Manager etc.
16.University Grants Commission notifies Post Graduate Merit Scholarship Scheme for University Rank Holders at Undergraduate Level for academic session 2009-11.
17.Parliament of India invites applications for the posts of Research Assistant, Stenographer, Security Assistant, Junior Clerk etc.
18.Staff Selection Commission declares the results of Junior Translator (CSOLS) Examination, 2009.
19.Oil and Natural Gas Corporation Limited invites applications for Graduate Trainees-2009.
20.Ministry of Labour, Directorate General of Employment & Training offers admission to Women’s Vocational Training Programme.
Employment News issue dated 26.09.2009 contains advertisement for job vacancies of more than 86 Govt. Departments.
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OPENINIG NEW NITs
Government Approves Nine NITs
The Union Cabinet has approved the proposal of the Ministry of Human Resource Development for setting up nine new National Institutes of Technology (NITs) at an estimated expenditure of Rs 2,600 crore, in which north-eastern states will get the lion’s share. The new institutes will come up in Manipur; Meghalaya, Mizoram, Nagaland, Goa, Pudducherry Sikkim, Delhi and Uttarakhand. The process for setting up the new NITs would start in 2009-10 with formation of their respective societies, constitution of their Board of Governors and appointment of Directors.
Source: www.deccanherald.com
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The Union Cabinet has approved the proposal of the Ministry of Human Resource Development for setting up nine new National Institutes of Technology (NITs) at an estimated expenditure of Rs 2,600 crore, in which north-eastern states will get the lion’s share. The new institutes will come up in Manipur; Meghalaya, Mizoram, Nagaland, Goa, Pudducherry Sikkim, Delhi and Uttarakhand. The process for setting up the new NITs would start in 2009-10 with formation of their respective societies, constitution of their Board of Governors and appointment of Directors.
Source: www.deccanherald.com
www.uniqueinstitutes.org
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WHAT INDIAN TRY FOR FOOD
IN india there are diiferent state,different people they try many food ,but specialy there home food are famous so we descibe this
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Thursday, September 17, 2009
HOW PROPOSE A GIRL
Going to P ropose a Girl ?
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...
1) Nahi.................???
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "…… Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha….
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Meena NE "No" bola?
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?
34) Kitne time ke liye -???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too.
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever
45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..
46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..
47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...
48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
49)hehe I didn't expect that from you....
50)nice joke ...
51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....
52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ..... And then walks on.............
53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat nahi mein batati Hun ???...
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...
1) Nahi.................???
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "…… Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha….
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Meena NE "No" bola?
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?
34) Kitne time ke liye -???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too.
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever
45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..
46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..
47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...
48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
49)hehe I didn't expect that from you....
50)nice joke ...
51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....
52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ..... And then walks on.............
53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat nahi mein batati Hun ???...
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NOKIA CODE
All Nokia Codes
NOKIA
Nokia Universal Codes
Code Description :
These Nokia codes will work on most Nokia Mobile Phones
(1) *3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%
(2) #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370#
(3) *#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30%
more Talk Time.
(4) *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec.
(5) *#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release
Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type.
(6) *#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.
(7) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number).
(#pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(9) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(10) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(11) #pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" Go to Topand "+" symbols).
(12) *#147# (vodafone) this lets you know who called you last.
(13) *#1471# Last call (Only vodofone).
(14) *#21# Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted to
(15) *#2640# Displays security code in use.
(16) *#30# Lets you see the private number.
(17) *#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your phone.
(18) *#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to.
(19) *#62# Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unreachable (no service)" calls are diverted to.
(20) *#67# Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" are diverted to.
(21) *#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330.
(22) *#73# Reset phone timers and game scores.
(23) *#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop
Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible.
(24) *#7760# Manufactures code.
(25) *#7780# Restore factory settings.
(26) *#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110.
Go to Top
(27) *#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no
repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again. ( Favourite )
(28) *#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem.
(29) **21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered.
(30) **61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered.
(31) **67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered.
(32) 12345 This is the default security code.
press and hold # Lets you switch between lines
NOKIA5110/5120/5130/5190
IMEI number: * # 0 6 #
Software version: * # 0 0 0 0 #
Simlock info: * # 9 2 7 0 2 6 8 9 #
Enhanced Full Rate: * 3 3 7 0 # [ # 3 3 7 0 # off]
Half Rate: * 4 7 2 0 #
Provider lock status: #pw+1234567890+1
Network lock status #pw+1234567890+2
Provider lock status: #pw+1234567890+3
SimCard lock status: #pw+1234567890+4
NOKIA 6110/6120/6130/6150/6190
IMEI number: * # 0 6 #
Software version: * # 0 0 0 0 #
Simlock info: * # 9 2 7 0 2 6 8 9 #
Enhanced Full Rate: * 3 3 7 0 # [ # 3 3 7 0 # off]
Half Rate: * 4 7 2 0 #
NOKIA3110
IMEI number: * # 0 6 #
Software version: * # 0 0 0 0 # or * # 9 9 9 9 # or * # 3 1 1 0 #
Simlock info: * # 9 2 7 0 2 6 8 9 #
NOKIA 3330
*#06#
This will show your warranty details *#92702689#
*3370#
Basically increases the quality of calling sound, but decreases battery length.
#3370#
Deactivates the above
*#0000#
Shows your software version
*#746025625#This shows if your phone will allow sim clock stoppage
*4370#
Half Rate Codec activation. It will automatically restart
#4370#
Half Rate Codec deactivation. It will automatically restart
Restore Factory Settings
To do this simply use this code *#7780#
Manufacturer Info
Date of Manufacturing *#3283#
*3001#12345# (TDMA phones only)
This will put your phone into programming mode, and you'll be presented with the programming menu.
2) Select "NAM1"
3) Select "PSID/RSID"
4) Select "P/RSID 1"
Note: Any of the P/RSIDs will work
5) Select "System Type" and set it to Private
6) Select "PSID/RSID" and set it to 1
7) Select "Connected System ID"
Note: Enter your System ID for Cantel, which is 16401 or 16423. If you don't know yours,
ask your local dealer for it.
 Select "Alpha Tag"
9) Enter a new tag, then press OK
10) Select "Operator Code (SOC)" and set it to 2050
11) Select "Country Code" and set it to 302 for Canada, and 310 for the US.
12) Power down the phone and power it back on again
ISDN Code
To check the ISDN number on your Nokia use this code *#92772689#
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
GOD HAS HUMOUR
God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.....
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked...
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"
God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised:
"But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave
And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.....
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked...
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"
God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised:
"But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave
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EXTRA MARITIAL AFFAIR
The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"
The 2nd Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
The 3th Affair:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
The 4th Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
The 5th Affair:
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"
The 2nd Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
The 3th Affair:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
The 4th Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
The 5th Affair:
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison
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jokes
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
Ek ne desh ke liye,
Doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
............................... ..........
Teacher asked the back bencher,"Mere haath mein kya hai?"
Student ,"Kitab hai sir."
Teacher,"Jor se bolo!"
Bola ,"JAI MATA DI"
............................... ..........
Beta on phone: Ma khush khabri hai,
Ma: bol beta
Beta: Hum 2 k jaga 3 hogaye hain.
Ma: mubarak ho, beta hua ya beti?
Beta: Meri biwi n dusri shadi kerli.
............................... ..........
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, delay tum
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
ASIA TOP UNIVERSITY
Six Indian Universities including the Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay (IIT-B), Indian Institute of Technology Kanpur (IITK), Indian Institute of Technology Delhi (IITD), Indian Institute of Technology Madras (IITM), University of Delhi (DU) and Indian Institute of Technology Roorkee (IITR) have been ranked among top 100 Universities in Asia in a ranking done by the Quacquarelli Symonds Ltd., which is the world's leading information specialist in the higher education sector.
Top Asian universities have been evaluated in the first regional ranking from QS Quacquarelli Symonds Ltd (QS), the compilers of the Times Higher Education - QS World University Rankings.
The Indian Institute of Technology Bombay (IITB) has been ranked highest among Indian varsities at No. 30, followed by the Indian Institute of Technology Kanpur (IITK) placed closely at No. 34.
All other Indian varsities are ranked at No. 36, 49, 60 and 63 respectively.
"The results of the QS.com Asian University Rankings focus on regionally relevant measures of excellence, with the top performing universities distinguished not only by quality, but also by high productivity of research, compared to their regional peers," said Nunzio Quacquarelli, Managing Director QS.
Other Asian Universities that have been ranked among top 100 are University of Hong Kong (Hong Kong), The Chinese University of Hong Kong (Hong Kong), University of Tokyo (Japan), Hong Kong University of Science and Technology (Hong Kong), Kyoto University (Japan), Osaka University (Japan), KAIST - Korea Advanced Institute of Science & Technology (South Korea), Seoul National University (South Korea), Tokyo Institute of Technology (Japan), National University of Singapore (NUS- Singapore), Peking University (China).
SOURCE :
http://indiaedunews.net/Today/Six%5FIndian%5Fvarsities%5Frank%5Famong%5Ftop%5F100%5FAsian%5FUniversities%5F8104/
INDIA LEADING EDUCATIONAL INFORMATION www.uniqueinstitutes.org
Top Asian universities have been evaluated in the first regional ranking from QS Quacquarelli Symonds Ltd (QS), the compilers of the Times Higher Education - QS World University Rankings.
The Indian Institute of Technology Bombay (IITB) has been ranked highest among Indian varsities at No. 30, followed by the Indian Institute of Technology Kanpur (IITK) placed closely at No. 34.
All other Indian varsities are ranked at No. 36, 49, 60 and 63 respectively.
"The results of the QS.com Asian University Rankings focus on regionally relevant measures of excellence, with the top performing universities distinguished not only by quality, but also by high productivity of research, compared to their regional peers," said Nunzio Quacquarelli, Managing Director QS.
Other Asian Universities that have been ranked among top 100 are University of Hong Kong (Hong Kong), The Chinese University of Hong Kong (Hong Kong), University of Tokyo (Japan), Hong Kong University of Science and Technology (Hong Kong), Kyoto University (Japan), Osaka University (Japan), KAIST - Korea Advanced Institute of Science & Technology (South Korea), Seoul National University (South Korea), Tokyo Institute of Technology (Japan), National University of Singapore (NUS- Singapore), Peking University (China).
SOURCE :
http://indiaedunews.net/Today/Six%5FIndian%5Fvarsities%5Frank%5Famong%5Ftop%5F100%5FAsian%5FUniversities%5F8104/
INDIA LEADING EDUCATIONAL INFORMATION www.uniqueinstitutes.org
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
FOOD TECHNOLOGY
Central Food Technological Research Institute (CFTRI)
Courses offered: M.Sc. [FOOD TECHNOLOGY] PROGRAMME- 2009
A two year programme consisting of four semesters starting in the third week of August every year.
Eligibility: Minimum qualification for applying to the course is a Bachelor's Degree in:
Science with Chemistry as one of the major subjects with 55% in optional subjects of B.Sc. pass course (50% for SC/ST category) / 50% for B.Sc.(Hons.) course (45% for SC/ST category)
Agriculture with minimum second class
Engineering / Technology with minimum second class
Mathematics at the Higher Secondary / PUC level is compulsory for the admission.
International students are required to apply through the Indian Embassy / Consulates in the respective countries.
Application procedure: The application form can be downloaded from the web site and the duly completed application form in all respect may please be sent to the Director, CFTRI, Mysore - 570020 along with a DD for Rs. 500.00 drawn in favour of DIRECTOR, CFTRI, Mysore, on or before June 3, 2009.
Applications issued are not transferable. The Institute shall not be held responsible for any postal delay or otherwise.
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Last date of submission of Forms: June 3, 2009
Date of Entrance Test : At Mysore and New Delhi on July 19, 2009
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Courses offered: M.Sc. [FOOD TECHNOLOGY] PROGRAMME- 2009
A two year programme consisting of four semesters starting in the third week of August every year.
Eligibility: Minimum qualification for applying to the course is a Bachelor's Degree in:
Science with Chemistry as one of the major subjects with 55% in optional subjects of B.Sc. pass course (50% for SC/ST category) / 50% for B.Sc.(Hons.) course (45% for SC/ST category)
Agriculture with minimum second class
Engineering / Technology with minimum second class
Mathematics at the Higher Secondary / PUC level is compulsory for the admission.
International students are required to apply through the Indian Embassy / Consulates in the respective countries.
Application procedure: The application form can be downloaded from the web site and the duly completed application form in all respect may please be sent to the Director, CFTRI, Mysore - 570020 along with a DD for Rs. 500.00 drawn in favour of DIRECTOR, CFTRI, Mysore, on or before June 3, 2009.
Applications issued are not transferable. The Institute shall not be held responsible for any postal delay or otherwise.
Email : ttbd@cftri.res.in
Ph: +91-821-2514534
Fax: +91-821-2515453
Website: http://www.cftri.com
Address: Cheluvamba Mansion, Mysore – 570 020
Last date of submission of Forms: June 3, 2009
Date of Entrance Test : At Mysore and New Delhi on July 19, 2009
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WHY POLTICS ,NOT IAS
IAS aspirant's tryst with politics: The Times of India
Once upon a time there was an MLA who aspired to become an IAS officer! He wrote the civil services exam, cleared it and was called for interview.
Unfortunately for the IAS aspirant, the interview board chairman asked him if he was already employed. "I am an MLA, recently elected from Bhore in Bihar's Gopalganj district," he said. "What are you doing here? Politics needs educated people like you," the board chairman said, and as the young man made an exit, he knew he would not get the job he had long coveted.
Pride was writ large on the face of Anil Kumar when he recalled his tryst with destiny at Delhi’s Dholpur House in 1985. In politics, meanwhile, Kumar thrived and is now RJD candidate from Gopalganj reserved parliamentary constituency.
Kumar, who has two brothers in the civil services and a third who is a doctor, is among a handful of politicians in Bihar who speaks English fluently.
Fondly called Sheru Bhai by his friends, he is held in high esteem by one and all because he has never indulged in corruption and mud-slinging. “He is a gem of a person. His rival candidates are no match to him,” says Patna University Teachers’ Association general secretary Randhir Kumar Singh who is camping here to help his friend.
Kumar, now 50, is a product of Patna’s prestigious St Xavier’s and St Michael’s schools, and even his opponents appreciate his simplicity and sobriety. “Sheru Bhai is one person who has friends in all sections of society,” said a local BJP sympathizer.
Sheru Bhai has both degree and pedigree. His father Chandrika Ram was the first Dalit from the region to hold a law degree. A deputy minister in the former S K Sinha-led Congress government in the state, Ram also served as a member of the Constituent Assembly. "Sheru Bhai has qualities you will rarely get in the politicians of today," said Sharafat Hussain, a local businessman.
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Courtesy : Timesofindia.indiatimes.com
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Once upon a time there was an MLA who aspired to become an IAS officer! He wrote the civil services exam, cleared it and was called for interview.
Unfortunately for the IAS aspirant, the interview board chairman asked him if he was already employed. "I am an MLA, recently elected from Bhore in Bihar's Gopalganj district," he said. "What are you doing here? Politics needs educated people like you," the board chairman said, and as the young man made an exit, he knew he would not get the job he had long coveted.
Pride was writ large on the face of Anil Kumar when he recalled his tryst with destiny at Delhi’s Dholpur House in 1985. In politics, meanwhile, Kumar thrived and is now RJD candidate from Gopalganj reserved parliamentary constituency.
Kumar, who has two brothers in the civil services and a third who is a doctor, is among a handful of politicians in Bihar who speaks English fluently.
Fondly called Sheru Bhai by his friends, he is held in high esteem by one and all because he has never indulged in corruption and mud-slinging. “He is a gem of a person. His rival candidates are no match to him,” says Patna University Teachers’ Association general secretary Randhir Kumar Singh who is camping here to help his friend.
Kumar, now 50, is a product of Patna’s prestigious St Xavier’s and St Michael’s schools, and even his opponents appreciate his simplicity and sobriety. “Sheru Bhai is one person who has friends in all sections of society,” said a local BJP sympathizer.
Sheru Bhai has both degree and pedigree. His father Chandrika Ram was the first Dalit from the region to hold a law degree. A deputy minister in the former S K Sinha-led Congress government in the state, Ram also served as a member of the Constituent Assembly. "Sheru Bhai has qualities you will rarely get in the politicians of today," said Sharafat Hussain, a local businessman.
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WHY BJP ,NOT CONGRESS BJP MENIFESTO
Following are the Key Points of BJP's Manifesto for the ongoing General Elections to make India a Prosperous, Developed & a Stronger Nation.
PUTTING POOR FIRST:
1. All BPL families to get 35kg of rice or wheat every month at Rs 2 per kg.
2. Ensure farm loans at a maximum interest rate of 4 percent.
3. Initiate special schemes for the urban poor, such as loans at 4 percent interest to poor vendors.
ECONOMY GROWS, INDIA PROSPERS:
1. Generate employment through massive public spending on infrastructure projects. Complete the implementation of Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee’s dream projects: National Highway Development Project by building 15-20 km of new highways every day; and Pradhan Mantri Gram Sadak Yojana, to link all villages with over 500 people by all-weather road.
2. Exempt personal Income Tax for those earning up to Rs 3 lakh per annum. For women and Senior Citizens, the exemption will be Rs 3.5 lakh per annum. This will benefit over 3.5 crore people.
3. Take firm steps to identify and retrieve Indian money stashed away in foreign banks. Estimated at Rs. 25 lakh crore- getting this amount back through international cooperation will be enough to complete road and power connectivity throughout the country; ensure setting up of quality schools in all villages.
WAR AGAINST ENEMIES WITHIN AND WITHOUT:
1.BJP commits to introduce improved POTA type law to counter Terrorism & Insurgency. India’s 4000-km long coastline will be fully protected by enhanced naval security.
2. We will systematically detect, detain and deport illegal immigrants who have emerged as a major source of homegrown terror. Fencing of the India-Bangladesh border, deliberately neglected by the UPA in pursuit of vote bank politics, will be speedily completed.
3. Introduce a comprehensive Multi Purpose National Identity Card for all citizens of India.
JAI JAWAN IN ACTION:
1. All members of the armed forces and the para-military shall be exempted from payment of Income Tax. This will benefit nearly 20 lakh Jawans who guard our Nation.
2. Implement one-rank-one-pension.
ENERGY SAVED, ENERGY GAINED:
1. Generate an additional 120,000 MW of electricity in 5 years through speedy conclusion of ongoing projects while sanctioning new power plants. 20% of this will be through harnessing non-conventional energy sources.
WOMEN EMPOWERED, NATION STRENGTHENED:
1. Introduce the Madhya Pradesh BJP Government’s highly successful ‘Ladli Lakshmi’ Scheme throughout India to directly transfer funds to the school going girl child to encourage education and secure economic self-sufficiency for young women. Rs. 1.18 lakh after completion of 12th standard.
2. Pave the way for nationwide implementation of the Bhamashah Scheme proposed by the erstwhile BJP Government in Rajasthan to directly pay Rs 1,500 to open a bank account for every adult woman.
3. Provide bicycles to every school going girl child from BPL families throughout India.
4. Salaries of 28 lakh Anganwadi workers and helpers, who are the backbone of the Integrated Child Development Scheme (ICDS) will be doubled.
5. BJP believes all sections of Indian women cannot be fully empowered without the enactment of a Uniform Civil Code d emphasized repeatedly by the Supreme Court..
YOUNG INDIA, NATION’S PILLAR:
1. A network of National Knowledge Incubation Centres will be set up throughout the country to identify and groom young talent for every sector of the economy.
2. Study loans will be made cheaper and more accessible by fixing student loan interest at 4%.
3. BJP will create 12 million IT-enabled jobs in rural areas. Computer prices will be drastically cut to make it affordable to every section. All educational institutions will have internet facilities within 5 years. Broadband connectivity to every village.
4. Launch an aggressive project to groom young sporting talent by allocating Rs 5,000 crore for creation of sports infrastructure especially in educational institutions Appoint trained coaches; secure employment for international medal winners. Sport will be a compulsory subject in school curricula.
NATION’S WEALTH, PEOPLE’S HEALTH:
1.BJP is committed to making the right to clean water a fundamental right. A massive programme will be launched to provide clean, drinking water to every citizen.
2. A regulatory authority to be set up for private hospitals and nursing homes to monitor unfair practices.
3. A comprehensive project to bring health-for-all by 2014.
4. Introduce a mandatory ‘Dial 108 for ambulance at your doorstep’ scheme throughout the country.
5. Revive the creation of new AIIMS, originally initiated by the NDA Government but neglected by UPA. All six state-of-the-art hospitals will be rapidly constructed over the next 5 years.
6. Janani Suraksha Yojana to care for delivering mothers and infants will be strengthened.
SENIOR CITIZENS:
1. Recognising the importance of Senior Citizens in nation-building and inculcating civilisational values, BJP commits itself to reducing the age for receiving travel benefits from 65 to 60 years.
2. Complete tax exemption to senior citizens in respect of pension income.
CREATING THE RIGHT ENVIRONMENT:
1. Combating climate change and global warming through non-polluting technologies will be prioritized.
2. Importance given to programmes to arrest the melting of Himalayan glaciers from which most major rivers in North India originate.
3. Take all appropriate steps to save Tiger, the National Animal, and safeguard critical habitants of all wildlife. Emphasis to be laid on protecting India’s resplendent but endangered bio-diversity.
DEFENDING THE CIVILISATION:
1. The BJP remains committed to the construction of a grand Ram Mandir at Ayodhya.
2. BJP will not allow anybody to touch the revered Ram Setu. We will evolve a new route for Sethu Samudram bypassing Ram Setu.
3. Cleaning the revered Ganga and other major rivers will be a priority. Local communities will be enrolled in this gigantic task.
4. Cow protection is an article of faith with BJP. This will be pursued relentlessly.
5. Full integration of the nation is not possible as long as Article 370 stays on the statute books. BJP remains steadfast in its belief that the provision must be removed to ensure Indian unity.
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PUTTING POOR FIRST:
1. All BPL families to get 35kg of rice or wheat every month at Rs 2 per kg.
2. Ensure farm loans at a maximum interest rate of 4 percent.
3. Initiate special schemes for the urban poor, such as loans at 4 percent interest to poor vendors.
ECONOMY GROWS, INDIA PROSPERS:
1. Generate employment through massive public spending on infrastructure projects. Complete the implementation of Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee’s dream projects: National Highway Development Project by building 15-20 km of new highways every day; and Pradhan Mantri Gram Sadak Yojana, to link all villages with over 500 people by all-weather road.
2. Exempt personal Income Tax for those earning up to Rs 3 lakh per annum. For women and Senior Citizens, the exemption will be Rs 3.5 lakh per annum. This will benefit over 3.5 crore people.
3. Take firm steps to identify and retrieve Indian money stashed away in foreign banks. Estimated at Rs. 25 lakh crore- getting this amount back through international cooperation will be enough to complete road and power connectivity throughout the country; ensure setting up of quality schools in all villages.
WAR AGAINST ENEMIES WITHIN AND WITHOUT:
1.BJP commits to introduce improved POTA type law to counter Terrorism & Insurgency. India’s 4000-km long coastline will be fully protected by enhanced naval security.
2. We will systematically detect, detain and deport illegal immigrants who have emerged as a major source of homegrown terror. Fencing of the India-Bangladesh border, deliberately neglected by the UPA in pursuit of vote bank politics, will be speedily completed.
3. Introduce a comprehensive Multi Purpose National Identity Card for all citizens of India.
JAI JAWAN IN ACTION:
1. All members of the armed forces and the para-military shall be exempted from payment of Income Tax. This will benefit nearly 20 lakh Jawans who guard our Nation.
2. Implement one-rank-one-pension.
ENERGY SAVED, ENERGY GAINED:
1. Generate an additional 120,000 MW of electricity in 5 years through speedy conclusion of ongoing projects while sanctioning new power plants. 20% of this will be through harnessing non-conventional energy sources.
WOMEN EMPOWERED, NATION STRENGTHENED:
1. Introduce the Madhya Pradesh BJP Government’s highly successful ‘Ladli Lakshmi’ Scheme throughout India to directly transfer funds to the school going girl child to encourage education and secure economic self-sufficiency for young women. Rs. 1.18 lakh after completion of 12th standard.
2. Pave the way for nationwide implementation of the Bhamashah Scheme proposed by the erstwhile BJP Government in Rajasthan to directly pay Rs 1,500 to open a bank account for every adult woman.
3. Provide bicycles to every school going girl child from BPL families throughout India.
4. Salaries of 28 lakh Anganwadi workers and helpers, who are the backbone of the Integrated Child Development Scheme (ICDS) will be doubled.
5. BJP believes all sections of Indian women cannot be fully empowered without the enactment of a Uniform Civil Code d emphasized repeatedly by the Supreme Court..
YOUNG INDIA, NATION’S PILLAR:
1. A network of National Knowledge Incubation Centres will be set up throughout the country to identify and groom young talent for every sector of the economy.
2. Study loans will be made cheaper and more accessible by fixing student loan interest at 4%.
3. BJP will create 12 million IT-enabled jobs in rural areas. Computer prices will be drastically cut to make it affordable to every section. All educational institutions will have internet facilities within 5 years. Broadband connectivity to every village.
4. Launch an aggressive project to groom young sporting talent by allocating Rs 5,000 crore for creation of sports infrastructure especially in educational institutions Appoint trained coaches; secure employment for international medal winners. Sport will be a compulsory subject in school curricula.
NATION’S WEALTH, PEOPLE’S HEALTH:
1.BJP is committed to making the right to clean water a fundamental right. A massive programme will be launched to provide clean, drinking water to every citizen.
2. A regulatory authority to be set up for private hospitals and nursing homes to monitor unfair practices.
3. A comprehensive project to bring health-for-all by 2014.
4. Introduce a mandatory ‘Dial 108 for ambulance at your doorstep’ scheme throughout the country.
5. Revive the creation of new AIIMS, originally initiated by the NDA Government but neglected by UPA. All six state-of-the-art hospitals will be rapidly constructed over the next 5 years.
6. Janani Suraksha Yojana to care for delivering mothers and infants will be strengthened.
SENIOR CITIZENS:
1. Recognising the importance of Senior Citizens in nation-building and inculcating civilisational values, BJP commits itself to reducing the age for receiving travel benefits from 65 to 60 years.
2. Complete tax exemption to senior citizens in respect of pension income.
CREATING THE RIGHT ENVIRONMENT:
1. Combating climate change and global warming through non-polluting technologies will be prioritized.
2. Importance given to programmes to arrest the melting of Himalayan glaciers from which most major rivers in North India originate.
3. Take all appropriate steps to save Tiger, the National Animal, and safeguard critical habitants of all wildlife. Emphasis to be laid on protecting India’s resplendent but endangered bio-diversity.
DEFENDING THE CIVILISATION:
1. The BJP remains committed to the construction of a grand Ram Mandir at Ayodhya.
2. BJP will not allow anybody to touch the revered Ram Setu. We will evolve a new route for Sethu Samudram bypassing Ram Setu.
3. Cleaning the revered Ganga and other major rivers will be a priority. Local communities will be enrolled in this gigantic task.
4. Cow protection is an article of faith with BJP. This will be pursued relentlessly.
5. Full integration of the nation is not possible as long as Article 370 stays on the statute books. BJP remains steadfast in its belief that the provision must be removed to ensure Indian unity.
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